TakeCrap2

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,

I wear the pants around here when I'm finished with your laundry .

Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,

when I say jump you say yea right.

I'm the man of this house till you get home.

" He's the man he's the man"

What I say goes around here Right out the window,

and I don't want to hear a lot of whining, so I'll shut up.

The sooner you learn who's boss around here,

the sooner you can give me my orders Dear.

cause I'm head honcho around here, but it's all in my head.

" He's the man he's the man"

And I can have sex anytime that you want.

Cause I'm a man who has needs, but their not that important.

Don't expect any flowers from me,

cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.

I'm the king of my castle when you're not around.

" He's the man he's the man"

And I'll drink, and watch sports,

whenever I want to get in trouble.

And I'll come home when I'm good and, ready,

to sleep on the couch.

Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,

and I'm gonna do what you tell me to

because I'm top dog around here.

but I've been neutered.

" He's the man he's the man"